Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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