Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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