dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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