That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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