How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
actually, I'm a sock model
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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