um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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