Don't you send me to vm
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
