i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
there is glitter all over my balls
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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