Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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