I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it was like eating out sand paper
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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