We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He kissed a someone with a penis
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Come on in and take your pants off
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