Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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