a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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