You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
