His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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