i need an iv and a liver transplant
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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