If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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