Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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