If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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