You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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