you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
