:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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