My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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