Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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