Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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