She announced her abortion via fbk
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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