Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I checked into jail on foursquare
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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