Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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