Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
