thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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