Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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