problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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