He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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