Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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