you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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