Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
