Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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