Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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