Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We just shotgunned beers for America
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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