at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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