do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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