ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
