yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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