I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
