Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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