her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Need sex. Gaining weight.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Bring me that man meat
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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