We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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