So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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