Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize