I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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