he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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